Food porn failure haiku

My chili blowed up
For reasons not known to me,
but it blowed up. Fuck.

This has happened before. It sucked then, too. Lesson here? Fuck a bunch of trying to can chili. At least until I figure out what I'm doing wrong. OK, so maybe it didn't quite explode, but funk was coming out of the jar:

and the top was ridiculously swollen. No good could come of this:

On the up side, the second jar of chili shows no signs of going funky. We'll see. Yeah, it's in quarantine, because my expectations are low at this point.