Ah, yes, the religion of peace I've heard so much about

Odd the things adherents of the religion of peace keep lying about.

I think this says it all

Three chords and the truth:

 

Happy Easter

Even if you aren't a Christian, today is Easter Sunday. Have a good one.

Jesus rose from the dead. I cleaned out the shed. Both were a big deal, although I concede I'm taking a back seat. Plus it rhymes.