This is what caused havoc Wednesday night

Apparently the dusting we got Wednesday evening -- about an inch of snow -- caused many people to spend hours and hours on the road, with some even sleeping in their cars. This is bizarre to me -- my commute home was only about a half-hour longer than usual, and most of that was because of loser freaks in front of me exercising undue caution. Anyway, this is what cause mayhem on the roadways:

Seriously. You had to look hard to find actual snow:

And yet, you would think it was the end of the world as we know it. Naturally, this calls for a musical tribute:

And we're not even talking about what's happening today yet. But we will.