Breaker Morant would totally get it

My last post inspires this unemployment haiku, which requires video accompaniment. First, the haiku:

Does Rule Number 1
Kicking in require the use
of Rule Three-Oh-Three?

And now, the only short video I could find that refers to Rule 303:

Rule 303, of course, refers to the caliber of the Enfield rifle used by British Commonwealth forces in the Boer War. "Breaker Morant" is one of the finest movies ever made and is well worth your time. Naturally, I am not advocating the use of Rule 303 against agency personnel. No matter how much they might seem to deserve it.