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Saturday, January 12, 2019

Why does San Marino hate me?

Seriously, nobody in San Marino can drop by? Don't get it. I ask and ask, and I get no love. Seriously, San Marino, come on by.

Run, Tulsi, run!

She's practically a communist, but she is probably the hottest member of Congress. Plus she comes from the state where I went to high school, so it's all good, right?


 Fuck her crazy leftist politics, she'll drive the rest of the Democrat field even further to the left. Win-win, baby! Run, Tulsi, run!


Thursday, January 3, 2019

Bad plastic surgery or big wallet?

You decide:


Fuck if I know. I don't like to think about Madonna's butt. The woman has sexually transmitted diseases named after her.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Is anyone, ever, anywhere, buying this shit?

Elizabeth Warren has never had a beer in her life. Until now. And if she did, she did not drink it out of the bottle. Until now. This is her John Kerry moment -- "Is this where I get me a hunting license?" I'm from the South, where people say "I'm going to get me a ...," and even I don't say that. If that dumbass DNA test didn't kill her candidacy, and her dumbass socialism didn't, then this will:



 Fourteen people watching? Seriously? And she said it out loud?

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Meant to post this a week ago

Better late than never, of course, Cpl. Wolves in Afghanistan, Christmas 2011, with some members of his unit and an old Soviet tank:


Hope your Christmas was merry, if a bit less well-armed.

Happy New Year!

Maybe like this:


Maybe more like this:


Whichever way it went last night, Happy New Year.