Well, that was odd

We just had a massive (for this site) traffic spike that came almost entirely from Brazil. Normally, I figure these things are because I say "fuck" and "porn" a lot, and spambots zero in on that. But I haven't said fuck or porn a lot lately, and I don't even know how to say those words in Portuguese. So I hope all those Brazilians who came by -- or their spambots -- understand that there is no fucking porn on this site no matter how many times I say fucking or porn, so they can find their fucking porn somewhere else, in whatever language they like. Jeez. Can't believe a bunch of fucking porn addicts would come by here looking for some fucking porn. I mean, seriously, why would they think this is a fucking porn site?