You know you want to say it

We're going link-free here, because I think all of my readers are sufficiently well-read to know all about Iran's recent purported rocket launch that supposedly put a monkey into space for a while. The monkey supposedly survived, even though the monkey shown in pictures before the launch is clearly not the monkey shown in pictures after recovery. But I don't care about any of that shit, which is why this post is link-free. All I want to say -- and I know you want to say it too -- is "Iranian space monkeys."

Damn that felt good.