Time for merch?

I sometimes think about ways to drive more traffic, other than dropping a lot of eff bombs and otherwise trying to dupe search engines into thinking this is a pron site with lots of pictures of people nekkid and enjoying food in deviant ways. (Hope that works.) But what is it that all the big-time blogs have that I don't? That's right -- branded merchandise. So here's the question -- would the readers of this blog be interested in Eff You tee-shirts? Respond in the comments or to raised.by.a.wolf@gmail.com. If there is sufficient interest, I could post samples.