Yeah, so I was out walking Jeb the Wonder Dog and there had to be four or five pickup trucks and at least one minivan out going around, picking up metal items people had put out at the curbside. I can't lie, if I had a pickup truck -- and, really, I should -- and had known tomorrow was bulk trash pickup day, I'd have been out there, too. I am unemployed, after all. But that kind of stuff is a sure sign you live in the country.
Friday, May 12, 2017
Yeah, you might be a redneck if . . .
. . . tomorrow is bulk trash pick up day and there are pickup trucks running all over your neighborhood picking up things they can sell for scrap metal. Ooooooo-weee. Git er dun, baby.
Yeah, so I was out walking Jeb the Wonder Dog and there had to be four or five pickup trucks and at least one minivan out going around, picking up metal items people had put out at the curbside. I can't lie, if I had a pickup truck -- and, really, I should -- and had known tomorrow was bulk trash pickup day, I'd have been out there, too. I am unemployed, after all. But that kind of stuff is a sure sign you live in the country.
Yeah, so I was out walking Jeb the Wonder Dog and there had to be four or five pickup trucks and at least one minivan out going around, picking up metal items people had put out at the curbside. I can't lie, if I had a pickup truck -- and, really, I should -- and had known tomorrow was bulk trash pickup day, I'd have been out there, too. I am unemployed, after all. But that kind of stuff is a sure sign you live in the country.
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