KISS fans not deterred by group disharmony, apparently

I recently noted that KISS will not perform at their induction into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame because the original members who are not current members are dicks and the remaining original members don't like them or something. This does not mean, of course, that KISS fans are any less rabid. I received an email from a reader sending me a photo and link that was a disturbing revelation as to how devoted KISS fans are. I thought I knew, but this tells me that I woefully underestimated KISS Army:

Just put them in the RNR Hall of Fame and back away slowly.

Apparently, we will not rock and roll all night

 Because of a dispute over which lineup of band members to use, KISS will not play during their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in April:

The 40-year-old group is unable to agree on which lineup should perform during the April 10 ceremony in New York City, and has decided not to plug in at all.
The dispute concerns whether original members Ace Frehley and Peter Criss would join Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley in a live performance, or whether the current lineup of Stanley, Simmons, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer would play instead.

Naturally, this sucks. I think two drummers and an extra guitar player would be most excellent. But I was not consulted. Consequently, we will not hear this in April:

Somebody needs to figure this out. Gene, call me.