Actual temp conversation of indeterminate number

Overheard at work today:

Temp 1: I need a nap.

Temp 2: Naps are like the bacon of physical activity.

Temp 3: I don't know. I think you can take too many naps, but you can't have too much bacon.

Dogs and bacon

Game food invariably includes bacon. Far more so than Jeb the Wonder Dog, Sadie the Auxiliary Back-Up Dog has a keen sense of when bacon is being cooked. When this sense alerts her to the imminent appearance of bacon, she comes to the kitchen, sits, and waits.

She will wait however long it takes. This works for her, as she usually has scored several bites of bacon before Jeb the Wonder Dog shows up. The Auxiliary Back-Up Dog will do whatever it takes to get her bacon. It is difficult to tell from this angle, but here she is hopping up and down on her hind legs. I can usually get her to dance in a circle on her hind legs, too.

She certainly enjoys the simple pleasures.