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Showing posts with label catnip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label catnip. Show all posts

Friday, December 4, 2015

Where's the damn catnip?

Yeah, Mrs. Wolves was reorganizing the pantry and either Murder or Mayhem -- hell, I can't tell from here -- was clearly looking for catnip:


She looked everywhere:


Not much to find, I guess:


But she was determined:


Ultimately, no joy:


The catnip, I believe, was down one shelf. Hey, she could have asked.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Oh, dear God, the kit-tays are junkies

I am told that catnip is a drug. Well, apparently my gutter-dwelling junkie kit-tays are addicted. Cpl. Wolves brought home some catnip the other day. It didn't last long:


Look at that damn tongue:


That catnip was gone in short order. I have no doubt that soon the kit-tays will be sneaking out at night, breaking into houses to steal things they can sell to buy catnip. Before you know it, they'll be pouncing on people from second-story windows to feed their ugly habit. And I'm sure catnip is just a gateway drug to God knows what. On the other hand, it might just taste good.