She might be kinda hot, depending upon whether she's giving you the double bird or just offering a drink. But based on her blood-alcohol level, she probably should just be dead:
Point three four one. That was the blood-alcohol content of a woman named Samantha Lynne Goudie, 22, who tried to jump onto the field during a Northern Illinois–Iowa game and got arrested for public intoxication. Once her mom bailed her out of jail, she tweeted from the Twitterhandle @Vodka_samm (yes, really).Follow the link above to see the whole thing. Damn, y'all.
