Sentences I never thought I would hear uttered, No. 2

Sitting there, minding my own business, take out the headphones and hear this: "So, you've seen a Broadway musical, but you've never seen a goose?"

Clearly, at least two different conversations preceded that, right?

Sentences I never thought I would hear uttered, No. 1

Sitting there, minding my own business, took my headphones out and heard this: "I guess I need to study up on my Negro spirituals."