I swear, I have never spiralized anything in my life

I'm still trying to figure out what I ordered that made Amazon send me and email touting shit like this:

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[My name here], Based on your recent visit, we thought you might be interested in these items.         Paderno World Cuisine A4982799 Tri-Blade Plastic Spiral Vegetable... by Paderno World Cuisine   List Price: $39.95 Price: $33.24  You Save: $6.71 (17%)       Spiralizer Tri-Blade Vegetable Spiral Slicer, Strongest-Heaviest... by Spiralizer   List Price: $64.99 Price: $29.97  You Save: $35.02 (54%) Sold by Bitoni USA and Fulfilled by Amazon.       Paderno World Cuisine A4982799 Tri-Blade Plastic Spiral Vegetable... by Paderno World Cuisine   Price: $69.95 Ships from and sold by Harvest Essentials.   Believe me, I cut off 90 percent of the shit listed. I just can't understand how they thought I would care. I have never expressed any interest in spiralizing anything. Sounds kinky. Sometimes Amazon baffles me.