Goodbye UK, hello Poland

Poland has been busting it in recent months as a source of Eff You visitors. Last night, Poland kicked the United Kingdom out of the all-time Eff You Top 10 list, nailing down the No. 10 spot that the U.K. and Latvia have been playing takeaway with. The U.K. retook the 10 spot a couple months ago, but no more. I guess the U.K. needs to up its count of internet searches for "porn" and "hot naked babes." Eff You doesn't actually feature these topics. but we sure get a kick out of using the words. Traffic is traffic, kids.

Latvia continues to represent

A while back I did a post expressing my concern for what is going on with Latvia. Mentions of porn -- even food porn, since I don't post any actual porn -- usually results in hits from Latvia. It's pretty much clockwork. It keeps Latvia in the top 10 countries visiting Eff You. Even though they don't find porn when they get here, they keep coming back. Perhaps Latvia just appreciates good game food. Or else they're eternal optimists, hoping that this time there will be actual porn. Either way, I now expect a spike in Latvian traffic.

I'm a little worried about Latvia

OK, so every time I mention Latvia or porn, I get a whole bunch of hits through a Russian search engine (but the hits are from Latvia). Naturally, food porn sets off a frenzy. The fascinating thing is that this seems to be actual searches by actual Latvians interested in porn, as opposed to spambots, but I could be wrong. In any event, the search terms used indicated that porn is not the sole topic of interest. It apparently needs to be porn linked in some way to Latvia. So if I mention hot naked Latvian chicks, traffic tomorrow should be pretty good. Just sayin'.

This is kind of weird

Traffic is very solid today, which lately is not kind of weird, but half of it is coming from Latvia, which is. Latvia has been an occasional Eff You visitor, but not a leader. Today alone, the number of hits from Latvia has nearly doubled and Latvia has vaulted into the Top 10 all-time at the No. 9 spot. Maybe somewhere in a recent post I inadvertently used the Latvian word for hot naked chicks and I'm getting lots of horny young Latvian men looking for pr0n. Or maybe it's just spambots.  I will never understand the logic of search engines.