As selfies go, this one is kind of strange

Mischief apparently was weaned too soon, as one of her favorite activities is sucking on Mrs. Wolves' neck. No shit. Here she is, sucking away:

I got no damn idea what to say about all that. Never seen a cat suck anything once it was weaned. Bizarre.

I have to do this post - really

As Allahpundit notes over at Hot Air, you really have to post this today because, well, because. Barry went to the funeral for Nelson Mandela and apparently raised the ire of Michelle O. by getting chummy with Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt, who is a not-bad looking blonde. Don't take my word for it: a picture is worth a thousand words:

They took a selfie with British Prime Minister David Cameron while Michelle apparently stewed. Later, she still looks a little ticked:

Then, in this series, you can see that she is pissed, pissed and pissed:

She apparently scooted into Barry's seat while he went to speak at the funeral, because when he came back, she was between him and the Danish hottie. Look, I don't know what happened, I don't know if Michelle was pissed or just always looks pissed, but she certainly moved her ass between Barry and the blonde. Every picture tells a story, don't it?: