Well, I did what I could

 

Only voted once, despite what appears to be Maryland policy:

After all they've said about sex, why does the left think we should care about this?

When Bill Clinton was getting his chops busted for getting some head in the Oval Office and then lying about it, Democrats far and wide told us it was just sex, that was personal and hey, everybody lies about sex anyway. Maybe they were just projecting, but that was their story, and they stuck to it.

Now stories are coming out that President Donald Trump, back in the day, might've banged a Playboy Bunny or maybe stuffed his schlong into a porn star, both while married to someone else.

Who fucking cares. Both allegations are about events more than a decade ago and involve only marital infidelity. I'm old enough to remember when President William J. Clinton was getting his root chuffed in the Oval Office, while president, and lefties and the press (but I repeat myself) all defended him. All I have to say is this: Here's the Playboy bunny:

Here's the porn star:

And here's what Bill was getting head from in the Oval Office:

OK,, she's not hideous, but I have to believe the leader of the free world could do better, especially while he was actually leader of the free world. Trump was just a rich guy at the time he supposedly tapped the above referenced hot chicks. And have you seen Melania?

Seriously, if my president can't keep his dick in his pants, I would much rather it be years before he was president with hot chicks than while he is president with a chick who could skip a meal. And please don't make me post a picture of Hillary. Just sayin'.

Been avoiding this for a couple reasons

First, this kind of thing shouldn't be political. Second, I received a text from someone I care about while she thought a missile was inbound. Given that, I was disinclined to jump in on the false alarm about a missile attack on Hawaii. I think that story captures things quite well -- people were freaking out, and their government failed them, taking twice as long as the flight time of a missile from North Korea would take to reach Hawaii to inform residents that, in fact, the initial "This is not a drill" notice was not only not a drill, it was a dumbass mistake by someone who still has a job.

As crazy as things got during the missile alert -- understandably -- they go crazier shortly after the all-clear, as lefties tried to politicize the moment. How crazy? This crazy:

“This Hawaii missle (sic) scare is on YOU Mr. Trump. The real FEAR that mothers & fathers & children felt is on YOU. It is on YOUR ARROGANCE, HUBRIS, NARCISSISM, RAGE, EGO, IMMATURITY and your UNSTABLE IDIOCY. Shame on your hate filled self. YOU DID THIS!”

And this crazy:

“I woke up this morning in Hawaii with ten minutes to live. It was a false alarm, but a real psychic warning. If we allow this one-man Gomorrah and his corrupt Republican congress to continue alienating the world we are headed for suffering beyond all imagination. ;^\”

No blame for the nameless, faceless and -- given Hawaii's political demographics, almost undoubtedly faithful Democrat voter -- still-employed government employee who sent the state into a panic for almost 40 minutes. Nah. It's Trump's fault. Consider this:

I don't think anything that happens in Hawaii, at any time, can be blamed on Trump. And certainly not this. But that didn't stop at least one Hawaii politician -- need I mention that she's a Democrat? -- from blaming Trump:

“What makes me angry,” Tulsi Gabbard told CNN’s State of the Union, “is that, yes, this false alarm went out and we have to fix that in Hawaii but really we’ve got to get to the underlying issue here, of why are the people of Hawaii and the US facing a nuclear threat coming from North Korea?
“And what is this president doing, urgently, to eliminate that threat?”

My answer to that would be, um, more than the last worthless fucknuts who occupied the White House, who pretended that North Korea did not exist.

I don't take this threat lightly, but I don't take it overly seriously, either. There is no evidence the Norks have a nuke small enough to put on a missile. There is no evidence they have a missile with the range to carry such a payload to any U.S. territory. (The tests that indicate the Norks could reach the U.S. East Coast are no-payload tests. With an explosive payload, range drops considerably, depending upon the size and weight of the payload.)

Finally, there are no indications that North Korea can hit what it is aiming at with any precision. I doubt they could reliably hit, for instance, an island the size of Oahu. Range magnifies errors. If the Norks are getting help from Iran or China, we need to crack down on that. Trump is paying far more attention to North Korea and its nuclear ambitions than Obama ever did. You might not like his tone, but China is actually starting to take steps to rein North Korea in. That never happened before. You might not like how he's doing it, but at least this president is paying attention to the North Korean threat.

Wait. This would be bad for his reputation?

So, Yahoo is reporting -- I'm sorry if the term "reporting" indicates that Yahoo is a journalism outfit, since those don't really exist anymore -- that at some point in the past, a lawyer for Donald Trump paid a porn star $130,000 to not tell people about a 2006 sexual encounter that allegedly occurred about a year after Mr. Trump married his current wife. Marital infidelity aside, could someone please explain to me how banging a hot porn star is bad for your reputation:

Hell, I'd have given her twice as much to tell people I was just fucking fabulous in bed. I'm just sayin'.

I don't want to hear about Trump and the Russians any more

First of all, there is no evidence that Donald Trump colluded with Russia to fix the presidential election. And if the Democrats have their panties in a wad about this, maybe they should look into their own past:

Sen. Edward “Ted” Kennedy had “selfish political and ideological motives” when he made secret overtures to the Soviet Union’s spy agency during the Cold War to thwart then-President Ronald Reagan’s re-election, a Reagan biographer said in an interview with The Daily Signal.
When they came to light years later, Kennedy’s secret contacts with the Russians through their KGB spy agency in the early 1980s didn’t cause nearly the tizzy that Russia’s alleged interference with this year’s election has for President-elect Donald Trump among liberal activists and reporters.

Do the words "fuck off:" mean anything to Democrats? Because they seem to care a lot about something that didn't happen while caring not at all about something that did happen. All I have to say is, fuck off.

I think this went about the way everybody thought it would

The night before the inauguration of President-Elect Donald Trump, Trump supporters held a ball at the National Press Building that they called the "DeploraBall," referencing the losing candidate's description of Trump supporters as a "basket of deplorables." What was that candidate's name again? Can't remember.

Anyway, a couple hundred well-funded lefties -- with high-tech audio and video equipment and pre-printed signs, no doubt all paid for by George Soros or Tom Steyer or some other billionaire sore loser -- held a protest outside. District prevented the whiners from crashing the ball, but nothing could stop the temper tantrum these stupid fucks threw in the streets. NBC-4 covered things pretty well, actually. Go there for pretty good video. You'll see the professionals hoping to record police brutality, as well as the amateurs -- what Lenin called the "useful idiots" -- holding their smart phones in the air, also hoping the record police brutality. All they recorded was them beclowning themselves. At some point they set off "smoke devices," and eventually they got tired of failing to interrupt somebody else's good time and went home. Sucks when you can't get anybody to split your head open with a nighstick. Pepper spray is so routine.

I think it's time we brought this out into the open

Let's face it, Donald F. Trump has little stubby sausage fingers, as John Oliver hilariously noted back in February. Finally, there is a political action committee that wants the full truth about Trump and isn't afraid to ask the hard questions:



Hat tip to Red State.

BTW, if you missed the original John Oliver rant -- and I, too, do not watch John Oliver, here it is:

Well, at least it will be entertaining

This is a week old now, and presumptive Republican nominee Donald F. Trump* has made one or two moves since to attempt to mollify his non-supporters in the party, but I'm not convinced The Donald really plans to do anything except what he's been doing -- be a crass, boorish, offensive jackass with no discernible policy positions that he isn't willing to change at the drop of a hat. Weird that I should think that:

Donald J. Trump’s behavior in recent days — the political threats to the House speaker, Paul D. Ryan; the name-calling on Twitter; the attacks on Hillary Clinton’s marriage — has deeply puzzled Republicans who expected him to move to unite the party, start acting presidential and begin courting the female voters he will need in the general election.

Why would he act like this? Well, of course, it's because he won slightly more than a third of the votes cast during Republican primaries and caucuses, and what's that mean? Mandate!:

But Mr. Trump’s choices reflect an unusual conviction: He said he had a “mandate” from his supporters to run as a fiery populist outsider and to rely on his raucous rallies to build support through “word of mouth,” rather than to embrace a traditional, mellower and more inclusive approach that congressional Republicans will advocate in meetings with him on Thursday.

It seems to me to be likely that if his jackhole approach failed to win a majority of votes from Republicans, it won't win a majority of votes from the general voting population. Get ready for six months of the latest Trump reality show -- great ratings on TV, but totally devoid of intellectual content.

Hat tip to Hot Air.


* Sorry, I got changing Trump's middle initial to F from Ace.

Sorry so late with this

Ted Cruz totally Rick-rolled Donald Trump on April Fool's Day, sending out a tweet that Trump had accepted Cruz's repeated challenges to a debate. It's not bad:




I love that shit.

This about covers it

I don't think I need to comment on this:




Do I?

DC rally photo essay

Editor's note: This photo essay and the post preceding it are by Mrs. Wolves, who attended the rally in D.C. on Wednesday in opposition to the Iran nuclear deal.

By Mrs. Wolves
Special Correspondent

It was a hot, hot day at the DC rally Wednesday in opposition to the Iran nuclear deal, with false promises of relief from the heat:

Frankly, it did not pay to be in the back, at least if you wanted to see much:

There were interesting sights at the back of the crowd, however, such as Tea Party Patriots in totally authentic period garb, if you disregarded smart phones:

And what better place to find a potential hair style:

There were literally dozens of speakers leading up to the main speakers, including Phil Robertson patriarch of the "Duck Dynasty" Robertson family, who said, "When God became flesh, you know what kind of flesh he became? Jewish flesh.":

Sarah Palin also spoke:

But we were there for the main event, and we forced our way to the front to see it. The main event, of course, included  Ted Cruz:

And more Ted Cruz, who is even better looking in person and spoke without notes:

Glenn Beck also was one of the main speakers. passionately laying out his argument that the Iran deal is the doorway to an existential threat, "The world took a vow after the slaughter of innocents in World War II, and we said, “Never again.” Well, good God Almighty, never again is now.":

 And we also had The Donald, who went full Trump with this one, saying "'We will have so much winning if I get elected that you may get bored with winning, believe me.":