Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Einstein was right -- time really is relative

Seven minutes before quitting time yesterday, I realized this was going to be the longest seven minutes of my life, leading me to announce:

"If a doctor ever tells me I have six months to live, I am immediately going to find myself a six-month document review project. It will make six months feel like forever, and when the time is up, I'll be happy to die."

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