I believe I have hit on the alternative. Or at least an alternative. Time to become a music promoter. Not just any music promoter. I have a specific tour in mind. I think this can make a lot of people a lot of money. We'll take a festival-style tour of '80s bands that had big hits but maybe weren't huge, group four or five of them together or a tour and then throw in the wildcard: an '80s guy who became an internet meme, and we work him into the show.
I call it "The Rick-Rolling America Tour." What could be simpler? We take a band like ABC:
We add a band like Heaven 17:
After that, so many choices. Kajagoogoo? Q-Feel? I don't know. Probably the headliner is Depeche Mode:
So you get four or five bands like this on one bill, but at every tour stop, one of them actually doesn't play, and instead you get:
Tell me this isn't brilliant.
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