John Daly sinks a hole in one at some golf event somewhere

No doubt with a cigarette between his lips, one hand on his crotch, one hand holding a drink and his third hand banging that 5-iron down the range to put one in the cup.

For those of you who don't follow golf at all -- I am barely aware of it myself --  John Daly is enormously talented and never sober after about 10 a.m. He also wears truly fabulous ugly pants, which he sells out of the trunk of his car at the tournaments he plays.