Sure, Luxembourg came by again. Where the fuck is Lichtenstein?

I've had multiple visits from Luxembourg, one of the smallest countries in the world. Andorra has come by. Small place. Lots of small countries have come by. So where the fuck is Lichtenstein? Monaco? San Marino? What about Kosovo, or Montenegro? You people need to come by.

So many tiny countries, so few visits

As in none. I've been trying for forever to get a visit from Monaco, Kosovo, Montenegro, San Marino, Vatican City and Lichtenstein that I can't even begin to describe my frustration. Macedonia comes by, Andorra comes by. You guys are too proud? Not enough porn for you? I don't say "fuck" enough? Not enough naked chicks here? OK, I actually don't put up pictures of naked chicks, but I figure if I say "naked chicks" enough people will come by. It works for Russia. I get a spike in traffic from Russia every time I say "porn" or "naked chicks." Sure, it's spambots, but it's traffic. You telling me Monaco and San Marino don't have spambots? Shit.

Andorra came by again. That reminds me . . .

Yo, Lichtenstein, Monaco, San Marino, what's the hold-up? Come on by.

OK, if we have Andorra, where the hell is San Marino?

There are, apparently, six European micro-states: Andorra, Malta, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City and Lichtenstein. Malta and Andorra have come by, with Andorra coming by only two days after a post lamenting that Lichtenstein continues to ignore Eff You. It seems clear that the post imploring Lichtenstein to visit, which mention Andorra's recalcitrance, was responsible for the visit by someone in Andorra.

Well, I am now calling upon Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City and Lichtenstein to pony up, damn it. Where the hell you been? I'm waiting.

If you don't have Lichtenstein, what do you have?

I mean, really. I got a visitor from Luxembourg this morning -- my second, not my first -- and I realized, yeah, I'm killing it in Europe, I rule from Portugal to Finland to Greece,  Sure, no Kosovo or Montenegro yet, and Monaco shuns me -- and it still hurts too much to talk about how Andorra, San Marino and Vatican City refuse to come by -- but Lichtenstein cuts me to the bone. Why, oh why do they spurn me, ignore me, refuse to even acknowledge Eff You Nation? I'd rather they spit on me and at least let me know that Eff You exists than give me this deafening silent treatment. So how about it, Lichtenstein? Bring it.