If you don't have Lichtenstein, what do you have?

I mean, really. I got a visitor from Luxembourg this morning -- my second, not my first -- and I realized, yeah, I'm killing it in Europe, I rule from Portugal to Finland to Greece,  Sure, no Kosovo or Montenegro yet, and Monaco shuns me -- and it still hurts too much to talk about how Andorra, San Marino and Vatican City refuse to come by -- but Lichtenstein cuts me to the bone. Why, oh why do they spurn me, ignore me, refuse to even acknowledge Eff You Nation? I'd rather they spit on me and at least let me know that Eff You exists than give me this deafening silent treatment. So how about it, Lichtenstein? Bring it.