I've been thinking that the number of people who can tell the difference in three notes or less between "No One Like You" (Scorpions)," Rainbow in the Dark" (Dio) and "Rock You Like A Hurricane" (Scorpions again) is probably vanishingly small. The opening chords are virtually identical. To take advantage of this, and to eliminate the confusion that arises any time one of these songs comes on the radio, I propose we merge them. The resulting song would be called: "Rock You in the Dark Like No One." Guaranteed hit. Who says document review isn't sufficiently occupying my mind?
Update: Maybe "Rock You Like No One in the Dark" flows better. Hmmmmmm.
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