And no, I'm not working

Towards the end of the last gig, the agency kept telling us that the firm we were working for wanted to roll us onto a project for the same client that would start as soon as our current project ended. Naturally, as we got closer to the actual end of the project, the projected start date of the other project kept moving. It went from today to tomorrow, and now that the project we were on is over, it is theoretically Wednesday. I'll believe it when I see it, but remember Rule Number 1: They're lying.