There's something happening here

What it is ain't exactly clear, but traffic is basically doubled in the last couple weeks. I don't know why, and it doesn't seem to be porn-hunting trolls from Russia (although I still say fuck fuck fuck occasionally to draw them in to boost traffic). Mind you, traffic doubling on this site is not the same as traffic doubling on, say, The Drudge Report, but it makes me happy. Keep coming by, kids, and I'll try to make it worth your time.