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Monday, April 29, 2013

These are the rules. These are not all of the rules.



People say the rules are getting a little confusing. Because I am nothing if not accommodating, this post will clarify the rules as they currently stand. Here we go:

Rule No. 1: They're lying.

Rule No. 2: Take any overtime offered, because They will take it away.

Rule No. 3: Every project ends tomorrow.

Rule No. 4: At some point during every project, They will raise false hope.
First corollary to Rule No. 4: Probably repeatedly.
Second corollary to Rule No. 4:  And your hopes will be dashed.
Third corollary to Rule No. 4: Mercilessly.

Which means that Rule No. 4 in full reads, At some point during every project, They will raise false hope, probably repeatedly, and your hopes will be dashed mercilessly. Got it?


Rule No. 5: Click slow, work long.

Rule No. 6: Remember, They're lying.

There are more rules. I simply haven't articulated them. Or, maybe, even formulated them yet. But these are the rules that I have put out so far.

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