Syria? Seriously?

It's not like there's nothing going on in Syria that might interfere with them visiting this site. People are getting killed left and right, Assad is apparently willing to fuck up anybody to stay in power -- remember when Hillary said he was a reformer? Yeah, good times, good times -- and the guys who are trying to throw him out apparently are dominated by a bunch of Islamist Jihadis who will be even worse. Despite all this, somebody in Syria had the time, inclination and ability to become the first Syrian visitor to Eff You. Welcome, and we hope nobody rains chemical weapons on you anytime soon.