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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Document review haiku

A recent Posse List posting for an upcoming gig asked applicants to submit a one- or two-sentence description of their document review experience. We tossed around a few efforts yesterday. Mine was "You fucking kidding? Read my resume, dipshits." Clearly not well-designed if landing the gig is the goal, but I liked it.

Today, it hit me: why not a haiku instead:

Many documents
have I reviewed in my time
They all sucked real bad.

Add poet to the list of accomplishments, bitches.

1 comment:

RAF said...

Perhaps if you mixed the two:

Many documents
have I reviewed in my time/
Read my resume

...it would actually work?