A recent Posse List posting for an upcoming gig asked applicants to submit a one- or two-sentence description of their document review experience. We tossed around a few efforts yesterday. Mine was "You fucking kidding? Read my resume, dipshits." Clearly not well-designed if landing the gig is the goal, but I liked it.
Today, it hit me: why not a haiku instead:
Many documents
have I reviewed in my time
They all sucked real bad.
Add poet to the list of accomplishments, bitches.
1 comment:
Perhaps if you mixed the two:
Many documents
have I reviewed in my time/
Read my resume
...it would actually work?
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