While we eagerly await those deaths, though, it is becoming clear that what we have lacked in our modern vocabulary has been a word -- a single word, not "wandering-around-eyes-glued- to-your-smart-phone-running- into-people-because- apparently-you-can't-stop- doing-something-meaningless," which is way too long for common usage -- to describe this behavior. Until now.
And that word is "phonesturbation." So, if you are a phonesturbator who is constantly walking around phonesturbating, you might want to lift your eyes from the screen and pay attention to where you're going. It might not make you go blind, or grow hair on your palms. But it might.
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