Sweet baby Jesus, it's cold outside

I just walked Jeb the Wonder Dog. He's got this big, thick coat and apparently doesn't give a damn about the cold. I took him out a few minutes ago. According to the Weather Channel, it is 12 degrees outside here, with a windchill of -9. It feels like it. I was out there for about 15 minutes, and I thought I would die. And I was pretty seriously bundled up -- heavy coat, sweatshirt, heavy shirt, hat, scarf, heavy socks, boots. Mistake? No long johns, and all of the rest wasn't enough. God, it was awful.