We are reduced to this

Since none of us on the project has a team left in the hunt, and thus are unable to talk smack about our team being great or someone else's team sucking, we are all drafting Puppy Bowl fantasy teams so that we can throw out insults like, "My dogs are planning to hold Michael Vick fights" and "You're drafting the All-Neutered Team" and "Is it a penalty if my dogs hump your dogs?" and "SI is reporting your dogs are juicing" and, well, you get the idea. I'm so ashamed.