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Monday, March 14, 2016

I got Sunday morning food porn, bitches!

OK, so it's Monday night. But I fixed this stuff for breakfast on Sunday and it was freaking good. So pay attention.

First, you will need some eggs, some link sausage and some crescent rolls. Get the big ones:


Brown the sausage links:


Scramble the eggs. Add cheese if you like (clearly, I did):


Lay out your crescent rolls on a baking sheet, thusly:


We will pause for a moment for those readers who are still thinking about what "thusly" means. Everybody caught up? OK. Put some of the scrambled eggs and one of the link sausages on a crescent roll:


Roll that bitch up:


Keep doing that until you are out of eggs, sausages or crescent rolls, whichever comes first:


Bake those suckers for 18-20 minutes at 350 degrees F. (no metric shit here):


They gonna be good, y'all:


So eat 'em.

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