I listen to a lot of talk radio, including sports talk, on this gig. Only music is MP3, and there are limits to how many cycles you can listen to in one day. In any event, there is a commercial on one of the sports talk stations that intrigues me. It is an ad for term life insurance and includes the statement, "Don't forget to ask us about the new term life plans that guarantee your money back, even if you don't die."
Now, I'm as interested as the next guy in products that guarantee your money back if you're not satisfied. But I really like the possibility of "even if you don't die." I'm pretty sure that would be a first. Even Jesus had to make a comeback. Who the hell are they insuring?