Food porn coming. Touch me there.

Yeah, I got holiday food porn coming, in which you will learn the secrets of home-made baked beans. Not to mention ribs, wings, burgers, dogs and all kinds of other all-American good shit for your July 4th celebration. Naturally, you won't get these instructions until it's too late for your July 4th celebration, but it all works for Labor Day cookouts, too. So you got that going for you.