Decadent dessert food porn letdown

Having overpromised, I will now underdeliver. I was hoping for some chocolate-dipped bacon rose madness, but the results a) were underwhelming and 2) didn't turn out well in photographs. I need more practice with making bacon roses -- trust me, I will practice -- and I need a better camera. Perhaps Mrs. Wolves will do the honors next time, as her camera is much more up to the task.

In any event, the chocolate fondue turned out delicious and, pictures or not, bacon dipped in chocolate is surprisingly good. To tease you until I get it right, I give you this:

It was pretty good.