This is why we have scientists

After all, without highly trained scientists to study important matters, how would we know that men like to look at boobs? No, really,  there's a study, which I can only find web references to (probably behind a paywall -- my efforts led only to a no-link USA Today story) that finds that "men like looking at women’s large breasts." Shocker.

Serious, you guys. How did you arrive at that?

No, really, I don't understand how they reached this conclusion.

But what the fuck do I know? I'm just a temp. The good news, of course, is that this study was doubtless funded with taxpayer money. Wish they'd given it to me. I could have given them study results much sooner.

Hat tip to VodkaPundit, which is a much cooler name that Raised By Wolves.