At least the shutdown stopped these assholes, right?

After all, they couldn't possibly be "essential employees" at this dipshit agency, right?

One federal employee leased a $53,000 take-home car with taxpayer money in apparent defiance of federal regulations and regularly billed the government for service at shops such as BMW of Fairfax.
Others charged the government monthly for family members’ cell phones and high-end TV packages and Internet at home — and even at second homes.
Managers freely made out checks to employees without requiring documentation of how it would be spent, giving $1,316 directly to one who said she was reimbursing herself for furniture she bought for a “home office” and using convenience checks to give workers bonuses.
Government employees used federal purchase cards to order items such as a $560 Bose stereo
and $1,490 for two high-definition televisions that could not be located.

 You might be familiar with the agency. Or, you might not, since fucking nobody is -- it's the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service. The median salary at this turdfest is $120,000. Hard to live on, I know. I guess we can all pray that these fucks got sent home, since they will never be fired. But the shutdown (really, it's a slowdown) is a crisis, right?