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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Food porn failure haiku


My chili blowed up
For reasons not known to me,
but it blowed up. Fuck.

This has happened before. It sucked then, too. Lesson here? Fuck a bunch of trying to can chili. At least until I figure out what I'm doing wrong. OK, so maybe it didn't quite explode, but funk was coming out of the jar:




and the top was ridiculously swollen. No good could come of this:


On the up side, the second jar of chili shows no signs of going funky. We'll see. Yeah, it's in quarantine, because my expectations are low at this point.


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