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Saturday, June 14, 2014

An actual temp conversation

A little blogging behind enemy lines here for you, as we are working seven days a week on this lovely project. Two temps were discussing how they fix their oatmeal. When one of the temps mentioned using almond milk on her oatmeal, another temp, not involved in the original oatmeal discussion, jumped in:
Temp 1: You know that's not really milk.
Temp 2: Almond milk has more calcium.
Temp 1: Why not just use milk and toss some sliced almonds in?
Temp 2: I'm scared of mad cow.
Temp 1: Mad cow? I haven't even seen any pissed off cows lately.
Temp 2: Didn't you see that beef recall this morning?
Temp 1: That's silly. Cows don't come when you call.
Temp 2: No, a beef recall. The meat.
Temp 1: Well, beef sure as hell doesn't come when you call. It's dead. Somebody's gonna have to send it back.

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