I believe this qualifies as a crime against humanity*

Good to know that the beer at Washington's FedEx Field is every bit as good as the team fielded by the Washington Redskins. Via Shutdown Corner on Yahoo, we learn that the beer on sale at FedEx, home of the Washington Redskins, is, um, old:

In a nifty piece of investigative journalism by The Washington Post's Dan Steinberg, we learned the Redskins are indeed still selling the since expired Budweisers at FedEx Field.

Why shouldn't the beer at the Redskins' stadium suck? After all, it couldn't possibly be worse than the Redskins' on-field performance last night, when they lost 45-14 to the New York Giants, who suck. Could it? Redskins fans probably didn't notice the shitty beer because they probably drank gallons of it to drown the agony the Redskins** were inflicting upon them with their woeful performance. Just sayin'.

* My initial reaction was that the crime against humanity was the Redskins serving old beer. It could be argued, though, that the pathetic imitation of a professional football team put forward by the Redskins last night was itself also a crime against humanity.

* *Sorry I was only able to use the Redskins' nickname 10 times in this post, but it was kind of short. I promise to do better, and for the two hopelessly liberal readers out there who claim to be "offended" by the name, refer to the name of the blog. Go Redskins! That makes 11, and I'm not even a fan of the Redskins. Um, 12.