Emperor Barry I, having declined to attend the funeral today of the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, the longest serving member of the court, revealed that he has far more important things to do today.
He stayed home:
In an insult to Justice Antonin Scalia and the nation, President Obama is not attending the Scalia funeral today. He is scheduled to remain at the White House all day while Vice President Biden attends instead. Fortunately, he at least won't be headed out to play golf, which is what he normally would do on a beautiful Saturday.
I guess you can't really blame him -- why would he want to go hear a bunch of people say really nice things about someone he just fucking hates? I'm not giving him character points for staying off the golf course. Any idiot would know that was too much, and Emperor Barry is not just any idiot. He's the Idiot-in-Chief.
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