No San Marino. Suppifdat?

Sure, since my call for San Marino to visit Eff You, I've had visits from a number of countries that don't come by much -- Mauritius, Croatia, Saudi Arabia -- but still no San Marino. What's wrong with those people. No computers? Frankly, I'm getting a little irked. If they don't come by soon, I'm going to go and find out where the hell San Marino is. You know that's the first step to finding San Marino and opening up a can of whoop-ass, right? Of course, San Marino is only a micro-state, so maybe I only need a half-can of whoop-ass. (For those of you not from the American South, "whoop" is pronounced "whup" in this instance.) Anyway, I will apply all the whoop-ass necessary if San Marino doesn't get its ass over here. Did I say San Marino enough to hit somebody's search engine in San Marino? Should I say porn, or fuck, or something like that?