I know who they are, and I never want to make them angry, as they are vicious. We have a neighbor who is really protective of his truck. I don't think I can stress this enough. Really protective. Not sure what he is expecting, but he puts a traffic cone out to warn people away from his truck.
I'll grant you, he takes great care of his truck, but I have some neighbors who think maybe he's going a little too far. So they do things like this:
Yes, that is Disney movie wrapping paper on the traffic cone. And it the picture were better, you would already know that those feet are bright pink. It was lovely.