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It is important to remember that these emails never get sent out if someone isn't doing the shit described in the email:

Hello Everyone,
It pains us to have to send this email and it is not intended for everyone. Please refrain from doing any personal grooming at your desk (nail clipping, teeth flossing, ear cleaning, hair brushing) and restrict these activities to the restroom or home. Doing any of these things at your desk is unhygienic and offensive to the other members of our team that share your room.

So, yeah. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.