Slovenia comes knockin', whattaya gonna do?

Why, you open the door and say, "Welcome to Eff You Nation!" That's right, Slovenia came by for the first time today. It's getting hard to get first-time visitors here -- the only places left are mostly in Africa and the Pacific (by which I mean the tiny island nations out there in the middle of nowhere). I assume there are problems with electricity and internet access in many of those countries. But hey, we keep trying.

So, Slovenia. Slovenia is located in east central Europe, with a small coastline on the Adriatic Sea, and bordering Italy to the west, Austria to the north, Croatia to the south and southeast and Hungary to the northeast. Before independence in 1991, it was part of Yugoslavia. The population of slightly more than  2 million is majority Slovene, but contains significant ethnic Hungarian and Italian minorities, which use those languages even though Slovene is the only official language.

It seems right pretty:

Anyway, a big Eff You welcome to our visitor from Slovenia.