OK, I just don't get it

For years, Sweden has been at No. 10 on the all-time visitors' list. Nobody has come by from Sweden for almost as long as they have been No. 10. Meanwhile, I keep getting visitors from the United Kingdom. Not in big numbers, but here and then, now and then. My question is, HOW THE FUCK has the U.K. not passed Sweden as the No. 10 all-time source of Eff You visitors? Come on, U.K., get with the program. You want to lose to the SWEDES? This isn't the Winter Olympics, after all. You have no excuse.