Puzzling shit

As we close in on 1,000 page views (pathetic in the greater scheme of things, but sue me) I can't figure out who the jackholes in India and Germany are who are looking at this blog. Or at least have looked at it. Should I pander, say great things about EU investigations or how I love that document review is moving overseas? Yeah, probably not, since the EU requires funky work permits and India is just taking bread out of my MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH. I'm sorry, did I say that in all caps? My bad. In any event, welcome to the blog, my international friends, and if you don't like my opinion, by all means, refer to the title of the blog.