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Thursday, May 29, 2014

I got Slovakia, and you can't stop it

Slovakia, the Slovak Republic, Slovenská republika, however you want to cut it, spell it or pronounce it, I got me some Slovakia. Their neighbors and former countrymen, the Czech Republic (remember Czechoslovakia?) have been coming by Eff You for a while, but this is the first time for our Slovak friends, so we offer a big Eff You welcome to the Slovak Republic!

The Slovak Republic is a landlocked nation right next to the Czech Republic, Austria, Poland, Ukraine and Hungary. I supposed they could throw a rock at Germany if the Czechs ducked. Something just under 50,000 square kilometers, the nation's largest city is the capital, Bratislava. About 5 million people live in Slovakia, which is a member of the European Union, NATO and other even more worthless international organizations, like the UN. They speak Slovak, a member of the Slavic language family (think Russian for similarity). They spent a long time as part of Hungary and the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

Sounds like lots of historic places there, so Eff You followers planning a trip to Europe should drop by. Support our readers and enjoy their culture and heritage. Welcom, Slovak Republic! Sorry about that whole landlocked thing.



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