Luke Bryan does not feel threatened*

This will totally bring white working class men back to the Democrats. Totes. Dear God, who wrote this? Who recorded it? Sure as hell not the actors in the video -- watch their fingers when they "play" those guitars. And finally, when is the last time the writers actually listened to country music? What's they do, dig up George Jones? No, that wouldn't have worked -- George was good, and besides, even dead drunk (meaning awake), George never wouldn't have written this. Even if George Jones had written it, the song is trying to appeal to a demographic that is so far beyond Democrats' reach these days there's no point. So you tell me -- what is the purpose of this steaming heap?



Hat tip to Ace.

* For those of you not country music-literate, Luke Bryan recently won the Country Music Academy's Entertainer of the Year award.

Update: If you aren't country music-literate, this is one of a gazillion hits by Luke Bryan just in the past year: